With a top 5, I don't even manage to make it outside the Rumor crew! Uh, let's try, though I love these people very much and feel bad about ranking them, so it's more like "they're all amazing but the ones higher up accelerate my heart rate more, and the order may change anyway depending on the day, the episode and other things".

1. Violet Liu
2. Arkady Patel
3. Sana Tripathi
4. Krejjh
5. Brian Jeeter